GUIDE TO LOVE (& CHRISTMAS) RULE #27: Make your list. Check it twice. Because Santa knows how naughty you've been.
I haven't written a letter to Santa since I was eight years old, but maybe this year I need to.
Dear Santa,
I promise, no matter what "he" told you, I've been good this year.
I didn't know he was my business rival when I slept with him.
I didn't know he hated me. Though, he didn't know it either.
And I didn't know that we would get snowed-in together in the mountains. In one hotel room. With one bed.
Anything that has been deemed naughty by the infuriatingly sexy man is accidental.
But maybe look into him. You know. To check it twice and all.
Signed, an apparent Vixen
